I'm Megan, 19 years old, community college student, cashier, New York/New Jersey, lazy, teenage dirt bag. I usually spend my time sitting around and being counter-productive/procrastinating. I want to grow up and have a life that is a combination of How I Met Your Mother and Spongebob. And marry my true love Jason Segel. I get by with a little help from my friends, and a lot of alcohol/marijuana.

Also, if you'd like to see more of my sick twisted mind here's my personal photo blog. (;
How I Met Your Mother blog

I've been on Tumblr since you were still postin' bulletins on Myspace. Holla.

nasty-otter:

Nickel buddy! I’ll never spend you!

Funny muffler

Jerky Pal

Boo boo keys

Snake eyes

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glissades:

don’t blog for the followers blog for the fabulous

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Pissed

Pissed

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lardele:

christina aguilera is such a good drag queen

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thatsmoderatelyraven:

those seniors who are done with school but keep coming back to school to walk around the hallways even though they said they were never coming back

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epicjohngreenquotes: I can’t really post all the photos I did of these shoes, but I thought I could share these since you were sharing shoes. I just uploaded my TFiOS shoes and my John Green books shoes on my own page. @______________@ want OMG ADORABLE <333

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epicjohngreenquotes:

I can’t really post all the photos I did of these shoes, but I thought I could share these since you were sharing shoes. I just uploaded my TFiOS shoes and my John Green books shoes on my own page.

@______________@ want

OMG ADORABLE <333

infernallesbian:

when one of your favorite blogs likes a post you made

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necrovorn:

This is brilliant!

This fucking television show, I can’t begin to describe my love <3

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ftwww:

why do girls have to pay for period products like excuse me we have no choice in this we shouldn’t have to pay t not bleed in our pants sort it out government 

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