I'm Megan, 19 years old, community college student, cashier, New York/New Jersey, lazy, teenage dirt bag. I usually spend my time sitting around and being counter-productive/procrastinating. I want to grow up and have a life that is a combination of How I Met Your Mother and Spongebob. And marry my true love Jason Segel. I get by with a little help from my friends, and a lot of alcohol/marijuana.

Also, if you'd like to see more of my sick twisted mind here's my personal photo blog. (;
How I Met Your Mother blog

I've been on Tumblr since you were still postin' bulletins on Myspace. Holla.

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weezycheese:

everschlong:

blueskiesandwhitelies:

imaslytherinbitch:

bellatrixareforkids:

escapefromereality:

A guy finds out that his girlfriend of 5 years is cheating. So, he calls a local radio station to dump his cheating girlfriend on the air. The girlfriend thinks she is being proposed to.

#I UDNERSTAND HTIS IS HRORIBLE BTU IC ANT’S TOP ALGUGHING

(via lauren)

I AM DYING

Omg this is so great ahahahahah

♥ Feb 24th at 8PM / via: weezycheese-deactivated20120227 / op: lauren / reblog / 101,104 notes
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