I'm Megan, 19 years old, community college student, cashier, New York/New Jersey, lazy, teenage dirt bag. I usually spend my time sitting around and being counter-productive/procrastinating. I want to grow up and have a life that is a combination of How I Met Your Mother and Spongebob. And marry my true love Jason Segel. I get by with a little help from my friends, and a lot of alcohol/marijuana.

Also, if you'd like to see more of my sick twisted mind here's my personal photo blog. (;
How I Met Your Mother blog

I've been on Tumblr since you were still postin' bulletins on Myspace. Holla.

WHY DON’T ANY OF MY FRIENDS HAVE COOL TUMBLRS?1

You hipster fucks disappoint me.

Except Kate. And Dayna sometimes.

♥ Feb 25th at 9PM / reblog / 2 notes
  1. cheesyfiestafuck posted this