I'm Megan, 19 years old, community college student, cashier, New York/New Jersey, lazy, teenage dirt bag. I usually spend my time sitting around and being counter-productive/procrastinating. I want to grow up and have a life that is a combination of How I Met Your Mother and Spongebob. And marry my true love Jason Segel. I get by with a little help from my friends, and a lot of alcohol/marijuana.

Also, if you'd like to see more of my sick twisted mind here's my personal photo blog. (;
How I Met Your Mother blog

I've been on Tumblr since you were still postin' bulletins on Myspace. Holla.

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