I'm Megan, 19 years old, community college student, cashier, New York/New Jersey, lazy, teenage dirt bag. I usually spend my time sitting around and being counter-productive/procrastinating. I want to grow up and have a life that is a combination of How I Met Your Mother and Spongebob. And marry my true love Jason Segel. I get by with a little help from my friends, and a lot of alcohol/marijuana.

Also, if you'd like to see more of my sick twisted mind here's my personal photo blog. (;
How I Met Your Mother blog

I've been on Tumblr since you were still postin' bulletins on Myspace. Holla.
Lmao. This is what I think of every time I see ANYONE with something shaved into their head. If you don’t know this movie, pfft you need to get a life!

Lmao. This is what I think of every time I see ANYONE with something shaved into their head. If you don’t know this movie, pfft you need to get a life!

♥ Jan 13th at 2PM / tagged: ice. shaved. hocus pocus. / reblog / 8,836 notes
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